Put down the clickbait and pick up your non-alcoholic bevie of choice—this is TJI: your weekly dose of sober pop culture. Like Entertainment Tonight, but with fewer scandals and way more sparkling water.
And fueled this week by our fake sponsor: Fomo Be Gone—scented with lavender and pure self-worth. Finally, a fragrance that says, “I don’t need your party, Karen.”
🔥 Top 5 Buzz-Free Headlines
1. Shuffle: Behind the Curtain on Addiction Treatment – Movie Night with The Sober Curator
An unflinching look at the darker corners of the addiction treatment industry. Less Hollywood glam, more raw truth bombs. Think The Wizard of Oz—but when the curtain pulls back, it’s all insurance paperwork and shady practices.
2. Happy Gilmore 2 – Movie Night with The Sober Curator
Adam Sandler dusts off his nine iron for the long-awaited sequel. This time, booze isn’t just a joke—it’s hidden everywhere, from golf bags to sand traps. Part comedy, part Easter egg hunt (if the eggs were mini bottles of Jack).
3. 18 Top Sober Musicians – Music
From Macklemore to Demi Lovato, these sober artists prove you don’t need a bottle to hit the high notes. Bonus: they actually remember their lyrics after the show.
4. Sober Scents: A Guide to Alcohol-Free Perfumes – #ADDTOCART
Spritz this, not that. A roundup of perfumes crafted without alcohol—think sandalwood, jasmine, and botanicals that don’t smell like frat house floor.
5. This Naked Mind by Annie Grace – #QUITLIT
A cornerstone in the quit-lit canon, Annie Grace’s This Naked Mind is more than a book—it’s a Ctrl+Alt+Delete for drinking habits.
🌟 Sober Celeb Spotlight: Stephen King
The king of horror has been sober since the late 1980s after a family intervention. King once described early sobriety as feeling “evicted from life,” but today, it’s the foundation of his creativity. Proof that recovery doesn’t kill art—it fuels it.
SOBER EVENTS at The Sober Curator keeps you in the loop on alcohol-free gatherings happening nationwide. From sober comedy shows and non-alcoholic tastings to festivals, retreats, and sporting events, we highlight vibrant, community-driven experiences from coast to coast. Our goal? To keep you entertained, inspired, and connected—no matter where you live. Need more sober time than one event? We’ve got your back with our Sober Retreat Calendar.
📅 Top Sober Events
- The Unbuzzed Club Sober Social – Austin, TX, Friday, August 29
Austin nightlife vibes—minus the 2 a.m. tequila decisions. - Soberfest Ohio – Hillard, OH, Sunda,y August 31
A full-day festival with music, speakers, vendors, and family-friendly fun. - Recover OUTloud Music Festival – Colorado Springs, CO, Monda,y September 1
Live sober music under the Colorado sky—think Red Rocks energy with more hugs and no beer breath. - Non-Alcoholic Drink Tasting with Moment – Lake Tahoe, CA, Friday, September 5
Mocktail flights + lakeside views = an evening you’ll actually remember. - Rally for Recovery – Madison, WI, Saturday, September 6
A massive community rally celebrating sober strength.
👉 For these and more, check out our Events + Retreats Calendar.
🎤 Outro
“This is T-Boog and that’s the scoop from TJI—think of us as Page Six, but with more mocktails and less scandal. Thanks for hanging out with us. Sobriety isn’t just about saying no—it’s about saying yes to a better story.” – Alysse Bryson
Getting sober is one thing—but staying sober? That’s where the real adventure begins.
This show is for you if you’ve ever wondered:
– Where can I find inspiring sober podcasts, apps, and creators?
– How do I give back or stay plugged into the sober community
– What are the best sober-friendly drinks and travel tips?
– Where do I find the good NA drinks that don’t taste like regret?
The Sober Curator is your go-to for sober pop culture, booze-free travel, apps, creators, and community.
We’re not here to help you get sober.
We’re here to help you live sober—and love it.
🎬 This Just In – Broadcasting from the land of the Goonies in Astoria, OR!
This week’s sober pop culture round-up includes:
✨ 3 Big Stories:
SoberScopes kick off Sober October 🌌
Ripple’s plant-based vapes 🌿
Alcohol-free perfumes 💐
⚡ 2 Quick Hits:
DIY Zero-Proof Mocktail: The Wednesday 🍸
2025 Sober October Gift Guide 🎁
🍫 Fake Sponsor of the Week: Trigger Treats Chocolate – “Therapy you can eat.”
🌟 Celeb Spotlight: Denzel Washington — nearly 10 years sober.
🐻 Breaking Weird: A porch-pirate bear in Washington State steals a package.
📆 Sober Events Stopwatch Challenge: Five events in 30 seconds, from San Francisco to Boulder.
👕 Put That On a T-Shirt: “One-Eyed Willy’s treasure map is less confusing than Ripple vapes trending on TSC.”
🎤 Outro Reminder: Getting sober matters. Staying sober matters more.
📲 Links & Resources
Watch the porch pirate bear: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=786442787701285
Full list of sober events & retreats: [link to TSC calendar]
👉 Don’t forget to subscribe, share, and tag us @TheSoberCurator.
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