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I panic-bought two cases of the wrong Celsius flavor, and instead of admitting defeat, I invented the Dirty Shirley’s sober cousin. Four ingredients, a comically large tumbler, and zero regrets. Here’s the recipe.

Senior Sober Curator Contributor Justin Lamb has reviewed more than 130 non-alcoholic beers for The Sober Curator since 2021. These are his ten best of 2026, spanning Double IPAs, pilsners, hazy NEIPAs, nitro stouts, and a peanut butter milk dark that deserves its own fan club. Find your perfect pour, then take the quiz to make it official.