If there’s one thing I love, it’s a non-alcoholic drink that looks like it belongs in the cool-kid section of the grocery store. You know—the part of the aisle where everything is in a sleek can, vibes with your outfit, and practically begs to be photographed next to a pair of oversized sunglasses.
So imagine my delight when Giesen—yes, that Giesen, the New Zealand powerhouse behind some of the best 0% wines in the game—dropped their new 250ml slim cans of the Giesen 0% Spritz line. Sauvignon Blanc and Rosé, now in cute little spritzy travel-friendly cans? Twist my sober arm.
Even better? I recruited my dad for a taste test. Because if there’s anyone who can be counted on to give an unfiltered review with zero marketing agenda, it’s a dad who wants to sit comfortably, enjoy a crisp beverage, and tell you exactly what he thinks whether you asked or not.
And after sipping our way through both flavors, we landed on a unanimous winner:
The Giesen 0% Spritz Sauvignon Blanc. Hands down, no contest.
Before the Rosé fans come for us—take a deep breath. This is a judgment-free sober zone, and honestly? You might love the Rosé more than we did, especially if you’re already on Team Pink Bubbles.
But let’s get into it.
First Impressions: Slim, Chic, and Perfectly Portable
Giesen didn’t come to play with these cans. They’re slim, minimal, and classy enough that you could bring them to a rooftop hang, a concert, or even a PTO social and no one would bat an eye. They chill fast (a major bonus for impatient people like me), and the 250ml size gives “adult beverage” energy without the commitment of a full bottle.
Practical? Absolutely. Cute? Also yes.
Zero proof? My love language.
Tasting the Sauvignon Blanc Spritz: A Winner From the First Sip
Let’s talk about the star of the show.
The Giesen 0% Spritz Sauvignon Blanc tastes like someone bottled a breezy New Zealand afternoon. It’s crisp, refreshing, lightly effervescent, and has that zesty Sauvignon Blanc personality without the next-day regret. Think tropical fruit, a squeeze of lime, and a sprig of something green from a herb garden I will absolutely never maintain myself.
My dad’s official review?
“Now this one I’d drink again.”
High praise.
It delivers bright acidity without feeling sharp, and the finish is surprisingly dry—an absolute win in the NA spritz category, where too many options veer into soda-pop territory. At just 30 calories per pour, it also avoids the “mocktail sugar bomb” trap.
If you like:
- Crisp whites
- Drinks that feel refreshing without being sweet
- Sparkling waters that have actual personality
- Pretending you’re enjoying summer even when it’s aggressively not summer
…then this one belongs in your fridge.
Tasting the Rosé Spritz: Pretty in Pink… For Someone Else
Here’s where things get honest.
I’m not a Rosé person. My dad is not a Rosé person. We knew this going in. We tried to be open-minded. We gave it a fair shake. And the verdict was still:
“It’s fine… if you like Rosé.”
The Giesen 0% Spritz Rosé is definitely not bad. In fact, for Rosé lovers, it will probably be a delight. It leans into strawberry, watermelon, and soft white florals—classic, polished pink-wine notes. It’s elegantly balanced with bubbles that give it lift without making it feel like NA sparkling juice.
We simply aren’t inclined toward Rosé, so for us it didn’t hit the same high note the Sauvignon Blanc did. But I know a lot of you are full-on Rosé devotees. You collect Rosé. You picnic with Rosé. You post aesthetic pics of Rosé on beaches or patios or boats (I see you).
For you? This could be your new warm-weather go-to.
The Dad Factor: A Crucial Part of Any Review
There’s something magical about tasting NA bevs with your dad. It’s wholesome. It’s grounding. It’s mildly comical when he holds the can at arm’s length, squints at it like he’s reading ancient scrolls, and then nods with profound authority.
My dad’s final thoughts:
- Sauvignon Blanc: “A winner.”
- Rosé: “Not my thing, but someone will like it.”
- Slim cans: “Convenient. Don’t take up too much room in the fridge.”
- Me making him do this taste test: “Do I get to keep the extras?”
(Spoiler: yes.)
Where These Spritzes Shine
The beauty of Giesen’s 0% Spritz line is how effortlessly it fits into everyday life. These cans are for anyone who wants something festive without the fuzziness, or fun without the fermentation. They’re great for:
✔ Picnics and park hangs
The slim cans make you look like a responsible adult who has their life together.
✔ Tailgating without chaos
You can cheer loudly without worrying about weaving your way home.
✔ Rooftop moments
It pairs well with sunsets and existential conversations.
✔ A night in watching reality TV
Arguably the ideal pairing.
✔ Sober October, Dry January, and all the mindful months in between
Because moderation isn’t seasonal.
The Verdict: Get the Sauvignon Blanc, Consider the Rosé
If you’re building out your sober bar cart, your cooler, or your “I want something tasty but not boozy” stash, the Giesen 0% Spritz Sauvignon Blanc is absolutely worth grabbing.
It’s crisp, refreshing, widely appealing, and has that unmistakable New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc backbone that just works—alcohol or not.
The Rosé Spritz, while beautifully made, simply wasn’t for us. But if you’re someone who keeps a rotation of pink drinks all spring and summer? Please, go forth and sip. You’ll likely love it.
Happy Every Hour Takeaway
Giesen continues to prove they’re at the top of the NA wine game for a reason. These spritzes aren’t trying to mimic alcohol—they’re trying to taste good, feel elevated, and make the moment a little more sparkly.
And honestly? Mission accomplished.
If you try them, let me know which one wins in your house. Bonus points if you make your dad taste-test with you. Something tells me this might be the new sober bonding activity we’ve all been waiting for.
Cheers to sipping smart, savoring flavor, and enjoying every single hour—not just the happy ones. ????
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