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    (parentheses): Redefining Sobriety with Artisanal Flair

    Ashley SunderlandBy 3 Mins Read
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    Raise a Glass to (Parentheses): The Non-Alcoholic Elixir Redefining Happy Hour

    We’re diving into the juicy tale of (parentheses), a non-alcoholic marvel born from the creative minds of Tawny Lara and her husband, Nick.

    Tawny, aka The Sober Sexpert, once lived for the whiskey life during her wild party days. Since 2015, she’s become the go-to guru for all things sober, curious, and mindful drinking. On a mission to find the perfect non-alcoholic alternative, Tawny sipped her way through every NA drink on the market. But none of those whiskey wannabes could deliver that kick-in-the-pants bite she was craving.

    Enter Nick, Tawny’s husband, a former sommelier and unexpected vinegar virtuoso. While some folks picked up sourdough baking during lockdown, he dove headfirst into the world of vinegar-making and launched Sour Humanoid. Meanwhile, Tawny explored teas and botanicals. Their deep dive into vinegar and fermentation revealed a mind-blowing discovery: vinegar’s natural acidity could deliver that sharp bite Tawny missed.

    Nick rolled up his sleeves and started fermenting small-batch vinegar using organic seaweed from Maine, infusing it with a botanical bonanza. The result? (parentheses) – a sophisticated sip-sperience!

    (parentheses) comes in two distinct varieties:

    “Before” – An Appetite-Awakening Aperitif:

    This blend is designed to stimulate the senses and prepare the palate. It features:

    • Gentian: Provides a signature bitter note to awaken taste buds
    • Ashwagandha: An adaptogenic herb known to reduce cortisol levels
    • Prickly Ash: Adds an intriguing tingling sensation
    • Complementary notes of cardamom, citrus, and rose

    The result is a complex, layered flavor that tantalizes the palate and gently stimulates appetite before a meal or sensory experience.

    “After” – A Soothing Digestif:

    Formulated for post-meal relaxation, this calming elixir contains:

    • Angelica, Lavender, and Chamomile: A trio of herbs known for their soothing properties
    • Cherry Bark and Marshmallow Root: Add woody depth and subtle sweetness
    • Black Cardamom: Provides a gentle smokiness.

    This combination creates a comforting, alcohol-fre beverage perfect for winding down and aiding digestion. Both varieties can be enjoyed on the rocks, neat, or as a sophisticated base for creative mocktails.

    For exclusive recipes from the makers, visit: (parentheses) cocktails, etc.

    From whiskey woes to vinegar victories, Tawny and Nick have whipped up a non-alcoholic marvel that’ll knock your sober socks off.

    Who said sobriety had to be boring? Certainly not Tawny and Nick!

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    Ashley Sunderland is a Twin Cities-based Licensed Alcohol and Drug Counselor, Certified Prevention Professional, and Peer Recovery Specialist who brings both professional expertise and personal experience to her work. Through compassionate advocacy and evidence-based education, she empowers clients to achieve lasting transformation on their unique recovery journeys. Ashley is at the forefront of normalizing alcohol-free living and advancing wellness-focused lifestyles through her specialized work in the rapidly growing non-alcoholic beverage industry. As a non-alcoholic beverage consultant, she collaborates with brands and influencers to expand quality options for individuals embracing sobriety or mindful consumption, helping to reshape social drinking culture. As a contributing writer and content creator at The Sober Curator, Ashley provides valuable resources and authentic storytelling that makes zero-proof living vibrant, accessible, and celebrated. Her work demonstrates that an alcohol-free lifestyle is both fulfilling and joyful. Ashley is expanding her therapeutic practice to include holistic healing modalities and is currently pursuing certification in Equine-Assisted Therapy. In partnership with Serenity Farm & Stables in Watertown, Minnesota, she is integrating innovative recovery approaches that harness the transformative power of the human-animal bond, providing clients with unique pathways for healing and personal growth. Connect with Ashley to explore her initiatives in the recovery community, the transformative power of equine therapy, her dedication to the non-alcoholic movement, and her mission to raise the bar on what it means to celebrate, socialize, and thrive sans alcohol!

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