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The 12 Non-Alcoholic Beers of Christmas, The List You Never Knew You Needed Until Now

Whether you are already Sober AF, sober curious, or ready to dive into Dry January, this is the ultimate list of tasty treats for you to try during the 12 days of NA Beers. This action-packed timeline, just shy of two weeks, will get you variety and flavors you never even knew were possible from the non-alcoholic beer world. From barrel-aged stouts to milkshake IPAs, you are sure to get a festive flavor punch, right to your face hole (mouth)!

(Please note this article was originally published in 2021. Information and links have since been updated.)

The 12 NA Beers of Christmas:

GRAVITAS NON-ALCOHOLIC BARREL-AGED BOURBON STOUT, BY BRAVUS BREWING

Start your Christmas morning off with a barrel-aged maple stout to accompany those Christmas morning pancakes. Delicious!


TWO ROOTS DARK COOKIES NON-ALCOHOLIC MILK STOUT

Santa’s leftover cookies go into this sweet stout with cacao nibs, milk sugar, and coffee.

(Please note this article was originally published in Dec 2021. Two Roots closed September 2023. You can read more about that HERE.)


SURREAL BREWING COMPANY MILKSHAKE IPA

Santa’s leftover milk adds a lactose kick to this delightful milkshake IPA, bringing the hops back before the new year.


BREWDOG ELVIS AF

Time to blow through that fruit cake with this fruity grapefruit IPA with hints of citrus.


GRUVI PALE ALE

Back to basics. After all of the chocolate, maple syrup, milk, and cookies cleanse your pallet with a nicely balanced pale ale.


UNTITLED ART ITALIAN PILSNER

Ready yourself for the end of the year with this crisp pilsner. A fresh beer for an upcoming fresh start.


WELLBEING BREWING CO. INTENTIONAL IPA

Intentional IPA for creating intentions. Drink this while being intentional about your New Year’s resolutions.


WELLBEING BREWING CO. VICTORY WHEAT

Time to start those resolutions! This delicious Citrus Wheat Beer is packed full of electrolytes, perfect for right after that first workout of the new year.


ATHLETIC BREWING UPSIDE DAWN

A little cheating on your resolutions isn’t terrible. You’re just easing into things. Start with this 50 cal golden ale.


PARTAKE IPA

Ok, back to it! This IPA will remind you how great hops are, but with only 10 calories, you don’t have to feel bad about it.


BUSTY LUSH – SHE’S GOLDEN

You’re doing great! You’re golden! And so is this busty lush!


ATHLETIC BREWING – LIMITED SERIES

Ok, time to keep this flavor blast going. Head over to Athletic Brewing’s website and treat yourself to a limited-run beer. It could be a coffee porter, a tropical IPA, or even a nice peppermint stout. Either way, you will be sure to find a treat with their consistent limited series.


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Resources Are Available

If you or someone you know is experiencing difficulties surrounding alcoholism, addiction, or mental illness, please reach out and ask for help. People everywhere can and want to help; you just have to know where to look. And continue to look until you find what works for you. Click here for a list of regional and national resources.

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