This week on This Just In, your sober newscasters Alysse Bryson and T-Boog turn the mic inward with a lineup that proves The Sober Curator’s own channels are overflowing with buzz-free brilliance. From glossaries and crafts to books and booze-free cocktails, we’ve got your sober entertainment needs covered—plus a Mary J. Blige spotlight, a raccoon rescue straight out of TMZ, and five sober events you won’t want to miss.
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Top 5 Headlines:
1. Glossary of Addiction & Recovery Terms
Ever nodded along in a 12-step meeting pretending you knew what “HALT” meant? The Sober Curator’s glossary is basically the Rosetta Stone of recovery. From “pink cloud” to “dry drunk,” it decodes the jargon and hands you the keys to clarity. Knowledge really is power—and in this case, power smells a lot like serenity.
Put down the vape, pick up the glitter glue. Whether you’re creating a Pinterest masterpiece or a hot mess with googly eyes, Curated Crafts is here to keep your hands busy and your mind at ease. Art therapy > drunk texts, every time.
Step aside Colleen Hoover—the library is open. Our #QUITLIT collection features memoirs, fiction, and even mocktail manuals. Reading is sexy, trauma healing is sexier, and sipping on a fauxjito while you highlight your favorite quote? Peak sober chic.
4. Sober Poetry
Snap if you’re sober and sad! This collection of heartfelt poems delivers raw emotion and healing metaphors that hit harder than a breakup text at 2 a.m. Think Maya Angelou meets Dear Diary—without the regret.
Zero-proof cocktails that make RSVP’ing “yes” feel fun again. From fauxjitos to elderflower spritzers, this is your hub for recipes, reviews, and a little bit of audacity. Who needs vodka when you’ve got bubbles and botanical sass?
???? Sober Sip Celebrity Spotlight: Mary J. Blige
The Queen of Hip-Hop Soul has been serving looks, lyrics, and sobriety since 2012. Inspired by the loss of Whitney Houston, Mary J. chose prayer, faith, and accountability over substances and self-destruction. Her mantra? Feel it. Deal. Then heal. It’s a mic-drop moment that reminds us recovery is the real remix.
???? Buzz-Free Breaking Weird (Like Breaking Bad, but make it weird!)
Straight out of TMZ: a Kentucky nurse gave CPR to a baby raccoon that OD’d on peach moonshine in a dumpster. Yes, you read that right. Misty Combs pulled the little critter back from the brink with chest compressions and sheer determination. Somewhere between horrifying and heartwarming, this story is proof that recovery comes in all species. See the full story over at TMZ.
Top 5 Sober Events This Week:
- Friday, Sept 12 – NYFW Fashion Presentation Powered by Break Free – NYC
Where couture meets clean living. Fashion meets trauma journal chic. - Friday, Sept 12 – Charlie Sheen’s The Book of Sheen Launch – LA
Tiger blood retired. Typewriter energy activated. Expect selfies, stories, and sobriety. - Saturday. Sept 13 – 2025 Pittsburgh Recovery Walk – Pittsburgh
Walk, talk, and hydrate. Sponsored by hope and probably snacks. - Saturday, Sept 13 – Minnesota Walk for Recovery – Minneapolis
Lakes, lutefisk, and leaving generational trauma in the dust. - Sunday, Sept 14 – Recovery Day at the Mariners – Seattle
Baseball, buzz-free swag, and sober vibes. Clear crossbody bags included.
Don’t forget to check our Sober Events and Sober Retreats calendars frequently to find reasons to leave the house because the opposite of addiction is connection.
SOBER EVENTS at The Sober Curator keeps you in the loop on alcohol-free gatherings happening nationwide. From sober comedy shows and non-alcoholic tastings to festivals, retreats, and sporting events, we highlight vibrant, community-driven experiences from coast to coast. Our goal? To keep you entertained, inspired, and connected—no matter where you live. Need more sober time than one event? We’ve got your back with our Sober Retreat Calendar.
Welcome to The Sober Curator’s ultimate hub for SOBER ENTERTAINMENT & EVENTS —a vibrant space where living alcohol-free is anything but boring.
In the TSC Library, explore book reviews across three standout genres: #QUITLIT, Addiction Fiction, Self-Help, and even NA Recipe Book reviews.
On-screen? The Mindful Binge TV series reviews, Movie Night movie reviews, and Recovery Podcastland + Network podcast roundups all use our signature Sobees Scoring System, so you know exactly what’s worth your time.
More ways to get inspired:
- Music: Discover tunes to motivate your sober lifestyle
- Sober Sports: Stay in the loop on active, exciting events
- Sober Events: Find alcohol-free happenings in your community
- Sober Pop Culture & Celebrities: Get the latest buzz on sober stars and trends
From binge-worthy shows to can’t-miss events, this is your go-to destination for entertainment that fits your alcohol-free life.
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