Breaking news from the land of lime wedges and mocktails—it’s TJI: serving the headlines straight up, no chaser.
Coming up: Depeche Mode detox diaries, a teen songwriter who makes Billie Eilish look like a Girl Scout, and enough sassy one-liners to get you through your next awkward family barbecue.
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We’re serving up headlines, hot takes, and the energy of someone who’s already had three oat milk lattes.
🔥 Top 5 Buzz-Free Headlines
1. Dave Gahan of Depeche Mode’s Inspiring Journey to Sobriety Since 1996 – Sober Celebs
Nearly three decades sober, Depeche Mode frontman Dave Gahan has turned recovery into his ultimate encore. After surviving overdoses and chaos fit for a rock ‘n’ roll cautionary tale, Gahan is proof that sobriety is a stage worth staying on.
2. A Breath of Relief or a Puff of Disappointment? The Füm Essential Oil Aromatherapy Inhaler – #ADDTOCART Product Reviews
No nicotine, no chemicals—just peppermint, lavender, and vibes. Some people say it’s calming; others think it’s basically sniffing a spa gift shop. Either way, it keeps your hands busy without balancing a Diet Coke and lime.
3. Haunting and Impactful Lyrics from Jonas Conner, Only 15 Years Old – Music
Meet Jonas Conner, a 15-year-old with lyrics that read like they’ve been through three divorces and a custody battle. Emotional depth at that age? Let’s just say Billie Eilish better guard her diary.
4. A Curated List of 33 Sober Guests on Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard – Podcasts
Think of it as the Marvel Cinematic Universe of recovery storytelling—minus the capes, plus all the therapy receipts. Thirty-three inspiring stories, zero hangovers.
5. 24 Sassy One-Liners to Use at Parties When You’re Privately Sober – Sober Unbuzzed Feed
Tired of answering why you’re not drinking? From “I’m allergic to DUIs” to “Because I already know what I’ll regret tomorrow,” these comebacks are guaranteed to help you exit conversations faster than Chad exits child support court.
🌟 Sober Sip Spotlight – Celebrity of the Week
Elle Macpherson has been living alcohol-free since 2003, celebrating over 20 years of sobriety as a turning point in her life. The supermodel calls sobriety her “springboard” into wellness, authenticity, and a radiant, hydrated goddess energy that no champagne flute could deliver. From rehab to AA, Macpherson embraced discipline, persistence, and self-discovery—emerging with a glow that’s proof recovery is the ultimate supermodel hack.
SOBER EVENTS at The Sober Curator keeps you in the loop on alcohol-free gatherings happening nationwide. From sober comedy shows and non-alcoholic tastings to festivals, retreats, and sporting events, we highlight vibrant, community-driven experiences from coast to coast. Our goal? To keep you entertained, inspired, and connected—no matter where you live. Need more sober time than one event? We’ve got your back with our Sober Retreat Calendar.
📅 Top 5 Sober Events
- Sip & Paint Park Slope – NYC, Tuesday, July 19
Because everyone’s a Picasso after a sparkling water. - The Future of Alternative Beverages – Minneapolis/St. Paul, Thursday, August 21
Think Shark Tank, but for kombucha. Contributor Ashley Sunderland will be there. - Kickback & Kayak – Pittsburgh, Saturday, August 23
Because nothing says recovery like trying not to flip a kayak while yelling “YOLO.” - A Summer Charmed Kinda Life | DIY Charm Bracelets – Tacoma, Saturday, August 23
Founder Alysse Bryson will be there handing out merch and pretending she knows how to use pliers. - Happier Hour Zero Alcohol Launch – Omaha, Thursday, August 28
Finally, a happy hour where the only blackout is from bad lighting.
👉 Want more sober fun? Check out our full Events + Retreats Calendar packed with happenings across the country and around the world.
🎤 Closing Words
This is your sober scoop from TJI—kind of like E! News, but with more kombucha. Remember: sobriety isn’t boring—it’s badass. Keep it real, keep it fun, and keep it sober.
Getting sober is one thing—but staying sober? That’s where the real adventure begins.
This show is for you if you’ve ever wondered:
– Where can I find inspiring sober podcasts, apps, and creators?
– How do I give back or stay plugged into the sober community
– What are the best sober-friendly drinks and travel tips?
– Where do I find the good NA drinks that don’t taste like regret?
The Sober Curator is your go-to for sober pop culture, booze-free travel, apps, creators, and community.
We’re not here to help you get sober.
We’re here to help you live sober—and love it.
In this fiery debut of Hot Takes, Alysse Bryson, Tamar Routly (AKA T-Boog), and new co-host Lane Kennedy unpack SNL’s controversial “Non-Non-Alcoholic Beer” sketch. Was it harmless satire or tone-deaf comedy at the expense of sober folks? The trio digs into stigma, humor, and timing — with personal stories, laughter, and a few very real emotions along the way.
Takeaways:
Why the SNL sketch sparked such mixed reactions in sober circles.
The fine line between dark humor and damaging stereotypes.
How comedy can both start conversations and reinforce stigma.
The reality of “non-alcoholic” drinking for those in recovery.
- Why open dialogue matters more than outrage.
Key Timestamps:
[00:02:00] The SNL sketch setup — and why it hit a nerve.
[00:05:00] Humor vs. harm: where’s the line?
[00:10:00] The non-alcoholic beer debate — harmless or high-risk?
[00:14:00] Cultural obsession with alcohol as identity.
- [00:18:00] What we wish SNL had done differently.
Notable Links:
Watch the original SNL “Non-Non-Alcoholic Beer” sketch on YouTube.
Read Alysse’s full editorial on The Sober Curator.
CTA:
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