Breaking news from the land of lime wedges and mocktails—it’s TJI: serving the headlines straight up, no chaser.
Coming up: Depeche Mode detox diaries, a teen songwriter who makes Billie Eilish look like a Girl Scout, and enough sassy one-liners to get you through your next awkward family barbecue.
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We’re serving up headlines, hot takes, and the energy of someone who’s already had three oat milk lattes.
🔥 Top 5 Buzz-Free Headlines
1. Dave Gahan of Depeche Mode’s Inspiring Journey to Sobriety Since 1996 – Sober Celebs
Nearly three decades sober, Depeche Mode frontman Dave Gahan has turned recovery into his ultimate encore. After surviving overdoses and chaos fit for a rock ‘n’ roll cautionary tale, Gahan is proof that sobriety is a stage worth staying on.
2. A Breath of Relief or a Puff of Disappointment? The Füm Essential Oil Aromatherapy Inhaler – #ADDTOCART Product Reviews
No nicotine, no chemicals—just peppermint, lavender, and vibes. Some people say it’s calming; others think it’s basically sniffing a spa gift shop. Either way, it keeps your hands busy without balancing a Diet Coke and lime.
3. Haunting and Impactful Lyrics from Jonas Conner, Only 15 Years Old – Music
Meet Jonas Conner, a 15-year-old with lyrics that read like they’ve been through three divorces and a custody battle. Emotional depth at that age? Let’s just say Billie Eilish better guard her diary.
4. A Curated List of 33 Sober Guests on Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard – Podcasts
Think of it as the Marvel Cinematic Universe of recovery storytelling—minus the capes, plus all the therapy receipts. Thirty-three inspiring stories, zero hangovers.
5. 24 Sassy One-Liners to Use at Parties When You’re Privately Sober – Sober Unbuzzed Feed
Tired of answering why you’re not drinking? From “I’m allergic to DUIs” to “Because I already know what I’ll regret tomorrow,” these comebacks are guaranteed to help you exit conversations faster than Chad exits child support court.
🌟 Sober Sip Spotlight – Celebrity of the Week
Elle Macpherson has been living alcohol-free since 2003, celebrating over 20 years of sobriety as a turning point in her life. The supermodel calls sobriety her “springboard” into wellness, authenticity, and a radiant, hydrated goddess energy that no champagne flute could deliver. From rehab to AA, Macpherson embraced discipline, persistence, and self-discovery—emerging with a glow that’s proof recovery is the ultimate supermodel hack.
SOBER EVENTS at The Sober Curator keeps you in the loop on alcohol-free gatherings happening nationwide. From sober comedy shows and non-alcoholic tastings to festivals, retreats, and sporting events, we highlight vibrant, community-driven experiences from coast to coast. Our goal? To keep you entertained, inspired, and connected—no matter where you live. Need more sober time than one event? We’ve got your back with our Sober Retreat Calendar.
📅 Top 5 Sober Events
- Sip & Paint Park Slope – NYC, Tuesday, July 19
Because everyone’s a Picasso after a sparkling water. - The Future of Alternative Beverages – Minneapolis/St. Paul, Thursday, August 21
Think Shark Tank, but for kombucha. Contributor Ashley Sunderland will be there. - Kickback & Kayak – Pittsburgh, Saturday, August 23
Because nothing says recovery like trying not to flip a kayak while yelling “YOLO.” - A Summer Charmed Kinda Life | DIY Charm Bracelets – Tacoma, Saturday, August 23
Founder Alysse Bryson will be there handing out merch and pretending she knows how to use pliers. - Happier Hour Zero Alcohol Launch – Omaha, Thursday, August 28
Finally, a happy hour where the only blackout is from bad lighting.
👉 Want more sober fun? Check out our full Events + Retreats Calendar packed with happenings across the country and around the world.
🎤 Closing Words
This is your sober scoop from TJI—kind of like E! News, but with more kombucha. Remember: sobriety isn’t boring—it’s badass. Keep it real, keep it fun, and keep it sober.
Getting sober is one thing—but staying sober? That’s where the real adventure begins.
This show is for you if you’ve ever wondered:
– Where can I find inspiring sober podcasts, apps, and creators?
– How do I give back or stay plugged into the sober community
– What are the best sober-friendly drinks and travel tips?
– Where do I find the good NA drinks that don’t taste like regret?
The Sober Curator is your go-to for sober pop culture, booze-free travel, apps, creators, and community.
We’re not here to help you get sober.
We’re here to help you live sober—and love it.
🎬 This Just In – Broadcasting from the land of the Goonies in Astoria, OR!
This week’s sober pop culture round-up includes:
✨ 3 Big Stories:
SoberScopes kick off Sober October 🌌
Ripple’s plant-based vapes 🌿
Alcohol-free perfumes 💐
⚡ 2 Quick Hits:
DIY Zero-Proof Mocktail: The Wednesday 🍸
2025 Sober October Gift Guide 🎁
🍫 Fake Sponsor of the Week: Trigger Treats Chocolate – “Therapy you can eat.”
🌟 Celeb Spotlight: Denzel Washington — nearly 10 years sober.
🐻 Breaking Weird: A porch-pirate bear in Washington State steals a package.
📆 Sober Events Stopwatch Challenge: Five events in 30 seconds, from San Francisco to Boulder.
👕 Put That On a T-Shirt: “One-Eyed Willy’s treasure map is less confusing than Ripple vapes trending on TSC.”
🎤 Outro Reminder: Getting sober matters. Staying sober matters more.
📲 Links & Resources
Watch the porch pirate bear: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=786442787701285
Full list of sober events & retreats: [link to TSC calendar]
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RECOVERY PODCASTLAND & NETWORK at The Sober Curator is your audio haven for all things sobriety and recovery. We’re your bee-zy sober podcast enthusiasts, curating the best shows that educate, inspire, and entertain in the alcohol-free space.
Our archives are neatly organized so you can easily explore Recovery Podcastland—featuring our favorite recovery-based podcasts from across the globe—and the TSC Podcast Network, where we share our own original shows on sober lifestyle, pop culture, travel, entertainment, and more.
Whether you’re seeking practical recovery tips, personal stories, or uplifting inspiration, this is your go-to listening guide.
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Resources Are Available
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