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Mitra9 Kratom Seltzers Review – Elevate Your Wellness Journey

Alysse BrysonBy Alysse BrysonJanuary 15, 20255 Mins Read
Mitra9 Kratom Seltzers Review
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Move over traditional refreshment—Mitra9 Kratom Seltzers are here to revolutionize the way we hydrate and unwind. Designed for health enthusiasts, sober-curious individuals, and anyone looking for a botanical alternative to alcohol, Mitra9 beverages pack a punch of flavor and functionality. I was refreshed and thoroughly impressed after sampling their most popular seltzer offerings. Here’s why Mitra9 is making waves in the zero-proof revolution.

What Makes Mitra9 Stand Out?

Mitra9 takes inspiration from the ancient traditions of kava and kratom, traditionally known for their relaxing and uplifting properties. Their line of sparkling beverages combines these natural wonders with a medley of delicious flavors, offering more than just hydration—it’s an experience. Here’s what sets them apart:

1. 100% Natural, Plant-Based Ingredients

Each can of Mitra9 is made with natural, non-GMO ingredients. There are no artificial additives, preservatives, or unnecessary fillers here. For those seeking clean-label beverages, Mitra9 delivers guilt-free sipping.

2. Zero Sugar, Zero Calories, Full Flavor

One standout feature is Mitra9’s clean nutritional profile. With no sugar or calories, these drinks are a dream for anyone watching their health without sacrificing taste.

3. Gluten-Free and Accessible to All

Whether you’re gluten-sensitive or just picky about what you consume, Mitra9 ensures inclusivity with products that fit seamlessly into a variety of diets.

4. Multifunctional Relaxation

Mitra9 takes the “happy hour” concept to a whole new level. These botanical seltzers bring balance and calmness to your day, offering an alcohol-free yet socially satisfying way to unwind.

Flavor Review – A Taste of Mitra9

I had the privilege of sampling some of their most popular flavors and spoiler alert—they’re not your average seltzers. Each one brought its unique personality and flavor profile to the table.

1. Tangerine

Tangerine Kratom Seltzer is a citrus lover’s dream. Its tangy, refreshing burst of real tangerine flavor strikes the perfect balance between sweet and zesty, leaving you energized with each sip. Ideal for a mid-day boost or refresher after a workout.

Pro tip: Try this one mixed with a splash of lemonade to amp up the citrusy goodness.

2. Dragon Fruit

Bold, vibrant, and just the right amount of sweet, Dragon Fruit Kratom Seltzer is tasty. The subtle kick from the kratom elevates this drink beyond the typical sparkling beverage. Those in early recovery or new to sobriety may want to proceed with caution. I did notice a very mild and subtle ‘kick’ from the kratom. I didn’t find it triggering, and it didn’t make me want to drink 10 more. But everyone is different. My sensitivities at nearly 19 years sober may be different from yours. Always check with your primary physician, sponsor, sober coach, etc., for concerns. A good rule of thumb that I use when sampling botanicals like kratom and kava is to check my motivation and intention.

Pro tip: Grab a can for your next house party—it’s the crowd-pleaser you didn’t know you needed.

3. Tropical

If “staycation in a can” were a beverage, it would be Mitra9’s Tropical Kratom Seltzer. With zesty citrus undertones layered with the sweetness of pineapple and mango, this flavor is a vacation for your taste buds.

Pro tip: Serve it over ice for a truly tropical touch, and add a pineapple garnish.

4. Raspberry Lime

Raspberry Lime may seem like a classic combo, but Mitra9 redefines it. The fusion of tart raspberries with sharp lime creates a fresh and flavorful drink that feels familiar yet exciting. It can make a great afternoon pick-me-up.

Pro tip: Shake things up using this in a mocktail with a few fresh mint leaves.

Mitra9 and the Zero-Proof Revolution

The alcohol-free beverage market is growing at stunning rates, and Mitra9 fits perfectly into this movement. Whether you’re actively sober or simply moderating your intake, Mitra9 bridges the gap by delivering drinks that are social, functional, and downright delightful. Here’s why Mitra9 stands out in this crowded field of non-alcoholic options:

  • Wellness First – Mitra9 focuses on delivering functional products that support relaxation and well-being, showing that you don’t need alcohol to have a satisfying drink.
  • Customizable – Their seltzers can be enjoyed on their own or blended with juices for creative mocktail options, making them a versatile choice for any occasion.
  • Welcoming to All – Mitra9 caters to everyone from seasoned kratom enthusiasts to the sober-curious community, ensuring no one feels left out.

Why You Should Give Mitra9 a Try

Still on the fence? Here’s why Mitra9 deserves a spot on your wellness shelf, fridge, or next zero-proof get-together:

  • Functional Benefits – Unlike traditional sodas or mocktails, Mitra9 offers a unique combination of relaxation and refreshment.
  • Flavor Variety – With an array of irresistible flavors, there’s something for everyone’s palate.
  • Convenience – These ready-to-drink cans remove the guesswork, so you can enjoy anytime, anywhere.

Switching to an alcohol-free option doesn’t mean compromising on enjoyment or experience—and Mitra9 proves that in spades. Mitra9 also offers highly premium Kratom Powder GoPaks. They are the easiest and most delicious way to consume Kratom. Mitra9 Gopacks are specially designed for people with busy lifestyles and come in a variety of flavors.

Take the Leap Toward Healthier Drinking Habits

Whether you’re looking to align with the zero-proof revolution or simply want a beverage that enhances your well-being, Mitra9 Kratom Seltzers are a must-try. They’re the perfect companion for your wellness journey with bold flavors, clean ingredients, and functional benefits.

Want to start sipping smarter? Explore Mitra9’s full range and find your new favorite flavor today.

TRIGGER WARNING: People in early sobriety may want to proceed with caution. Always read labels. Please hydrate responsibly … because drunk never looks good.


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