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Laughing Without Liquor: 11 Hilarious Inventions to Tickle Your Sober Fancy

Lane KennedyBy Lane KennedyJanuary 29, 20244 Mins Read
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Hey there, Laugh-a-lot Sober Loyalists! Your favorite teetotaler and tickle-master from the Laughing without Liquor Podcast is back, mixing up a concoction of giggles with a sprinkle of innovation, if you can call it that. 🛠️ This week, we’re diving into the quirky world of “11 Funny Inventions” that’ll have you rolling your eyes with laughter instead of reaching for the bottle. Pop open a can of fizzy water, and let’s get inventing!

The Nap Sack

A hat with a drop-down privacy screen for snoozing on the go. It’s like a personal blackout curtain for your face because who doesn’t want to look like a human tent?

#ADDTOCART


The Pet Rock

The classic gag gift that keeps on giving. Sure, it doesn’t do much, but hey, at least it’s low maintenance and it doesn’t judge you.

#ADDTOCART


The USB Pet Rock

A modern twist on an old favorite. It’s a pet rock, but with a USB! Plugs into your computer and does… absolutely nothing. Truly a marvel of pointless technology.

#ADDTOCART


The Sock Sandal

A sandal that looks like you’re wearing socks. For those days when you want to scream “fashion rebel” without saying a word. Or if you’re more athletic, this may work for you, and it was entertaining for me to watch!


The Square Watermelon

Grown in a box to shape it into a cube for easier stacking. Because round watermelons are just too mainstream, right? And when you need to grab a gift that special person who has everything, you can gift them their very own square!

#ADDTOCART


The Spaghetti Fork

A fork with a built-in spinning mechanism. Twirling pasta has never been easier, or more likely to fling sauce on your partner.

#ADDTOCART


The Goldfish Walker

A plastic bubble on wheels for your fish to enjoy the great outdoors. Because your finned friend needs a change of scenery too.

#ADDTOCART


The Banana Slicer

A device that slices your banana into even pieces. Because apparently using a knife was just too complicated. Everyone needs one, right?!

#ADDTOCART

And if you want to impress someone with bananas you could do this:


The 360 Toothbrush

A toothbrush that cleans all your teeth at once. For when you’re in a rush and must brush in record time – or just want to chew on something futuristic.

#ADDTOCART

This is weird, I’m not sure about this one!


The Remote Wrangler

A Velcro strap that attaches your remote controls to your arm. Never lose them in the couch again… unless you also lose your arm. Someone actually spent time on this and people buy them… DIY is always an option.

#ADDTOCART


And there you have it, friends! What’s your favorite?  Eleven oddly bizarre inventions that prove creativity knows no bounds – especially when you’re sipping on sobriety. Have you invented something you want to shout about? Share it with us! 

Now, for a parting joke:

Why did the sober podcaster invent a solar-powered flashlight? Because she wanted to keep her bright ideas charged day and night! 😂

Remember, whether you’re inventing the next laughter-inducing gadget or just enjoying the simple joys of life, you don’t need a drop of alcohol to spark that inventive spirit.

Oh, and don’t forget to check out next week’s podcast episode, plus our refreshed health post from the Self Preservation lifejacket newsletter! For those craving even more chuckles, our book “Laughing Without Liquor” is on over on Amazon.


A woman’s guide to living it up without the booze.

LAUGHING WITHOUT LIQUOR: Meet Tamar Medford & Lane Kennedy, hosts of the podcast, Laughing Without Liquor, both living in long term recovery with over a combined 37 years of consistent sobriety. (We’ve had no breaks since day 1!) Ladies let’s stir up some fun without the spirits! Our show is all about blazing new trails and having some good, clean fun that doesn’t revolve around alcohol. We’re not just focused on immediate enjoyment, but also on long-term recovery, happiness, and satisfaction. We’re here to show you that true fulfillment comes from meaningful connections between women, minus the hangover and the haze. Trust us, when you’re not tipsy, you’ll discover a newfound wit and engaging charm within yourself.  Who needs alcohol when you have a bunch of amazing ladies to connect with? So, let’s raise our glasses filled with sparkling water and toast to building real, lasting bonds that bring us lasting joy and fulfillment!

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Lane Kennedy is today’s no-nonsense modern-day, Calm Maker. Not your ordinary Meditation + Mindfulness teacher. She is a holistic health practitioner, DNA nerd, and co-host of The Now What podcast and The Now What Society members area.

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