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12 Irreverent Holiday Gifts for People in Recovery

Alysse BrysonBy Alysse BrysonDecember 15, 20243 Mins Read
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The holiday season is a time of joy, celebration, and showing our loved ones how much we care. Yet, for those in recovery, it can also be a challenging period. Traditional holiday gifts often revolve around indulgences that may not be suitable for individuals on this journey. But fear not! There are plenty of irreverent, fun, and thoughtful gift options out there that can bring a smile to the face of your loved ones in recovery. Let’s explore some unconventional holiday gift ideas that infuse humor while still spreading the holiday cheer.


All Sugar and Zero Cocaine Ceramic Sugar Bowl

It’s just sugar…why do you ask?

The perfect kitchen accessory for anyone who loves their coffee and loves to make their houseguests do a double take. 

3 1/2″ high, 8 oz. capacity

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Please Don’t Do Meth In Our Bathroom Candle

Infused with “Common Courtesy” Scent: Oakmoss & Amber. Made by Malicious Women Co in Snohomish, WA it never hurts to reinforce the house rules.

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Retired Blackout Artist Sweatshirt

This fashionable sweatshirt is the perfect way to announce your retirement!

#ADDTOCART


Please Don’t Do Coke in the Bathroom Neon Sign

How will people know what the house rules are if you don’t tell them?

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So-Ho-Ho-Ber Santa Sober Christmas Wooden Ornament

Embrace the magic of a sober holiday season with this unique handmade Birchwood Christmas Tree Ornament from one of our fav shops on Etsy – The Sober Frootcake.

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Sober AF Socks

Walk Your Talk in these quality sobriety socks.

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Look At Me Staying Sober And Shit Mug

Recover out loud with this mug without ever saying a word.

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Knock Knock Your Sober Pal Affirmation Deck: 50 Daily Affirmation Cards to Help You Along the Recovery Path

  • Want/need a sober pal who’s been there and totally gets it? With 50 funny + real-talkin’, motivational cards, this deck’s got your back! Whether you’re already in recovery, wanna go easy for a bit, or just kinda sober curious
  • Includes one (1) affirmation cards deck, 3.75 x 5 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction card; written by Laura Van Antwerp

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F Bomb Paper Weight

Fred Conlon’s recycled steel paperweight is sure to be an expletive hit in the office.

#ADDTOCART


Retired Drug Dealer Jacket

Retired Drug Dealer Men’s Coaches Jacket by Kings Of NY. This coach jacket is available in both black and green.

#ADDTOCART


Life Sucks Better Sober T-Shirt

The Life Sucks Better Sober Women’s T-Shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe. Made from premium 100% cotton fabric, this tee is soft, stretchy, and incredibly comfortable. Whether you’re dressing up or keeping it casual, this t-shirt is perfect for any occasion.

#ADDTOCART


Sober Not Mature Coffee Mug

Start your mornings off right with the Sober Not Mature Coffee – Wide Awake. This colorful ceramic mug is the perfect companion for your favorite brew, whether it’s a steaming cup of coffee or a soothing mug of hot cocoa. With a capacity of 11 fl oz, it is just the right size to hold all your favorite beverages.

Sober Curator Pro Tip: This online shop also offers Sober Not Mature Coffee blends and you can check them out here.

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Getting Sober..Again: How do I STAY SOBER for the HOLIDAYS??? 


#ADDTOCART: Recovery Gift Guide, Sober Gift Guide (thesobercurator.com)


A Disco Ball is Hundreds of Pieces of Broken Glass, Put Together to Make a Magical Ball of Light. You are NOT Broken, Friend. You are a DISCO BALL!

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