HEY YOU GUYS! We’re back with another episode of This Just In, and this time we’re broadcasting straight from the land of the Goonies — Astoria, Oregon. Rain boots on, Truffle Shuffle ready. Let’s go!
This week we dive into three big sober lifestyle stories:
- SoberScopes kicks off Sober October with a cosmic reminder to stay grounded while the world spins wild.
- Ripple’s plant-based vapes promise wellness in every puff — but are they a mindful habit or just another wellness fad?
- Alcohol-free perfumes are trending, giving sober folks a way to smell fabulous without the whiff of booze.
We also drop two quick hits: The Wednesday mocktail recipe (Addams Family vibes included) and our Sober October 2025 Gift Guide — think chic journals, luxe candles, and zero-proof treats.

This week’s fake sponsor, Trigger Treats Chocolate, reminds us that sometimes therapy is edible. And in our celeb spotlight, we raise a glass to Denzel Washington, nearly ten years sober, showing us that clarity only gets better with age.
And because reality is stranger than fiction: a bear in Washington State went full porch pirate, stealing a package and proving even wildlife can’t resist a little online shopping thrill.
Finally, we blitz through five sober events coast to coast in our stopwatch challenge — from San Francisco’s Sober October Fest to Boulder’s Sober Night Live.
For more details on these events and so many others across the country from coast to coast, be sure to check out our Sober Events + Sober Retreats calendar to find reasons to celebrate sobriety and leave the house. It’s also a great place to get inspired for events in your own area!
Catch the full episode and remember: getting sober matters, staying sober matters more.


Getting sober is one thing—but staying sober? That’s where the real adventure begins.
This show is for you if you’ve ever wondered:
– Where can I find inspiring sober podcasts, apps, and creators?
– How do I give back or stay plugged into the sober community
– What are the best sober-friendly drinks and travel tips?
– Where do I find the good NA drinks that don’t taste like regret?
The Sober Curator is your go-to for sober pop culture, booze-free travel, apps, creators, and community.
We’re not here to help you get sober.
We’re here to help you live sober—and love it.
We went full pilgrimage to Astoria and then sat down with Behman Zakeri — the lifelong Goonies superfan who actually bought the Goonies house. He walks us through the wild buy, the meticulous restoration (yes, the Rube Goldberg works), and how he keeps the magic open to fans without wrecking the neighbors’ peace. It’s fandom, boundaries, community… and a reminder that “Goonies never say die” is a sober mantra, too.
Takeaways:
Fandom → stewardship: buying the house wasn’t flex, it was a promise to share it with the world.
Restoration with receipts: original red trim, distressed fence, working Rube Goldberg (robot chicken and all).
Boundaries matter: welcome the selfies; respect the neighborhood and the porch unless invited.
Community funds community: a simple donation box helps cover upkeep and keeps the Goon Docs open.
Sober parallel: “Goonies never say die” = one-day-at-a-time resilience.
Key Timestamps:
[00:02:16] Why this convo: fandom, boundaries, and keeping the magic without chaos.
[00:16:23] “Tell us everything”: the surreal buy + underdog energy.
[00:20:45] The attic, the missing stairs, and the decision to “bring the magic back.”
[00:25:06] Chosen over higher offers: why the seller picked heart over money.
[00:30:01] Rebuilding the Rube Goldberg so it finally works start-to-finish.
[00:41:09] No business, just joy: free tours for charity, Halloween Baby Ruths, and set-design secrets.
Resources & Links:
–Alcohol + Substance Use Disorder Guide
–Recovery Nonprofit Resource Guide
–LBGTQ+ Recovery Resource Guide
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