Let’s be honest—few drinks scream “elevated indulgence” like an espresso martini. But for those of us navigating life beyond the booze, recreating that rich, bold, and slightly luxurious vibe can be… tricky. Enter the Spiritless Espresso Martini Pour + Share—a ready-to-pour, zero-proof cocktail that absolutely deserves a permanent spot on your bar cart.
☕️ First Impressions: Bold Meets Balanced
This beauty pours like a dream—no shaker, no stirrer, no mixologist skills required. But don’t let the simplicity fool you. From the moment it hits the glass, you’re greeted with a deep coffee aroma that’s both comforting and sophisticated. The flavor profile? Velvety espresso meets subtle sweetness with just a kiss of bitterness—like your favorite iced coffee, but make it classy. It’s made with real brewed coffee and has just enough caffeine (38mg/serving) to give you that evening pep without keeping you up all night.
🥂 Choose Your Own Sip-Venture
The versatility here is where Spiritless Espresso Martini really shines. You can enjoy it straight up if you’re a purist, or opt for the mixed route and blend in your favorite cold brew creamer or foam for a creamy, dreamy twist. Personally? I shook it up with ice and added Coffee Mate’s Cold Brew French Vanilla Foam. The result? Barista bar meets bougie cocktail bar. It’s the kind of drink that makes you want to put on a satin bomber, queue up a vinyl playlist, and toast yourself for doing life on your terms. (Looking for music options? Turn up our MUSIC section for ideas!)
Not a fan of overly strong coffee flavors? Try mixing it with Starbucks Zero Caramel Macchiato Creamer. It softens the edge and transforms this cocktail into a dessert-level delight. The 35 calories and 8g of sugar per serving make it indulgent without tipping into sugar bomb territory.
💬 Real Talk: Is It Worth the Hype?
Rated a near-perfect 4.9 out of 5 by reviewers—and for good reason—this non-alcoholic espresso martini is a game-changer. Whether you’re hosting friends, winding down after a long day, or just want to feel like a grown-up with a glam beverage in hand, Spiritless delivers. It’s also a great item to gift for the coffee lovers in your life, regardless of whether they are full-proof or zero-proof drinkers.
This isn’t just a drink. It’s an experience. A moment. A vibe.
🖤 The Verdict
Spiritless Espresso Martini Pour + Share earns a big YES from The Sober Curator team. It’s one of the best non-alcoholic ready-to-serve cocktails we’ve tasted—elegant, easy, and espresso-fueled. Add it to your Happy Every Hour lineup and thank us later.
Rating: 5 out of 5 Coffee Beans ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
Pro tip: Always keep your favorite foam or creamer on hand. This one thrives with a little personalization.
Cheers to sipping smart—and stylish. 🖤#becausedrunkneverlooksgood
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Welcome to HAPPY EVERY HOUR, your go-to hub for all things NA (non-alcoholic). We review alcohol-free beers, ciders, wines, spirits, RTDs (ready-to-drink), and share NA cocktail recipes that taste just as good—if not better—than the boozy originals. Whether you’re sober, sober-curious, or just taking a break, this is where great taste meets zero proof.
TRIGGER WARNING: People in early sobriety may want to proceed with caution. Always read labels. Please hydrate responsibly … #becausedrunkneverlooksgood.
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