Brands We Actually Like (and Happily Stand Behind)
These Brands Help Keep Sober Culture Ad-Free and Thriving
Welcome to our curated list of approved affiliate brands. These are companies we genuinely support, use, drink, read, wear, or recommend without holding our nose. (or putting anything up it! LOL) When you shop through the links on this page, you’re not just buying something nice—you’re helping support The Sober Curator community.
No shady sponsorships. No random ads stalking you across the internet. Just aligned brands doing good work and helping us keep sober culture accessible.
Let’s be real for a second.
Running an independent, sober-focused media platform takes time, energy, and a truly impressive amount of coffee. When you shop through our affiliate links:
✔️ You help keep all of our content free to read
✔️ You help us stay advertising-light and creepy-ad-free
✔️ You support sober creators, writers, and community builders
✔️ You vote with your dollars for brands that actually align with sober living
And no, we won’t suddenly start pushing nonsense products just to make a buck.
That’s not how we roll.
What Makes a Brand “Sober Curator Approved”?
Every brand on this page meets at least one (usually several) of these criteria:
✔️ Supports sober, alcohol-free, or recovery-adjacent lifestyles
✔️ Aligns with our values around wellness, inclusion, creativity, or joy
✔️ Doesn’t make us feel weird about sharing their stuff
If it’s here, it passed the vibe check.
How to Shop (aka: The Easy Part)
👉Click the brand links on this page
👉Shop as usual
👉Feel good knowing you supported sober culture while you were at it
No extra cost to you. Just extra impact.
Check Back Often 👀
This page is alive, not a dusty directory.
We regularly:
❤️Add new approved brands
💸Highlight limited-time deals and special offers
🛍️Feature seasonal favorites and editor picks
🤩Rotate in collaborations we’re excited about
Bookmark it. Pop in when you’re shopping. Your future self (and our meme budget) will thank you.
