It’s always Happy Every Hour somewhere, and Nope is the new zero-proof “Alt-Tail”, the premium alcohol-free cocktail alternative, that will change how you chill. Does it have booze in it? NOPE. If you drink, will you blackout and sleep with a stranger? NOPE. Will you get drunk? NOPE. Will you have a hangover? NOPE. Will it taste bad? NOPE.
Booze is out, celebration is in
Being normal is boring, and rallying for vitality is everything. Do we really need booze to have fun? NOPE. I know how to make a mean mocktail, but sometimes I’m also lazy. All that measuring and mixing, what a hassle! With Nope drinks, there’s no fuss, no muss. They canned booze-free “Alt-Tails” that claim to evoke a smile sip after sip. Were they wrong about this? NOPE. And oh my goodness- those cans! I’m pretty obsessed with their packaging artwork.
Meet Beth Ann, the Founder of Nope
Beth Ann asked herself how to make a “booze-free” lifestyle more fun and flavorful. She didn’t think club soda and lime was going to be a satisfying substitute for booze. She also pondered if she liked mixing fresh botanicals and zesty recipes over ice, blended to perfection while being the hostess with the most-ess. Turns out, she didn’t like that option either. So much work! Beth Ann’s goal was to create a wildly delicious Alt-Tail that had zero chance of giving anyone the spins. Does that sound good? YEP! Bonus, they are designed for on-the-go fun and entertainment in playful and vibrantly colored cans that come in 4-packs and four mouth-watering flavors.
Change the way you chill.
Nope is shamelessly challenging the way you chill, and we at The Sober Curator are here for it! Their complex fruit and herbal flavors are integrated to elevate your booze-free experience. These bubbly botanicals are like a party in a can and provide you with the premium Non-Alcoholic Cocktail Alternative. And hello, their packaging is too die for! We love their gender-neutral, fruity face illustrations.
Nope provides you with four festive and fruity flavors that include:
- Strawberry Basil Smash: A sophisticated blend of perfectly ripe strawberries, garden-fresh basil, and a splash of lime.
- Rosemary Vanilla Lemonade: Old-fashioned lemonade mingled with warm vanilla, a touch of honey, and a sprig of rich rosemary.
- Mango Margarita with Jalapeño: An exotic blend of sweet mango, a hint of refreshing mint, finished with a spicy jalapeño kick.
- Raspberry Lime Ginger Beer: An invigorating fusion of sweet juicy raspberries, freshly squeezed lime, and a bold ginger finish.
- Black Cherry Sangria: A sophisticated blend of perfectly ripe cherries and juicy oranges with a hint of cinnamon and clove.
What exactly is an “Alt-Tail”?
An “Alt-Tail” is a premium non-alcoholic cocktail alternative formulated for festivity and bubbling with botanical flavors. Does it have herbal stimulants? NOPE. Adaptogens? NOPE. Is it good for those that are sober curious, detoxing, or having a maternity moment? YEP.
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Sober not boring
What we love about Nope drinks is that they are tasty, fun, and consequence-free. Which one is my favorite? Honestly, they are all pretty good. It will probably depend on your mood and what bites you pair them with. Of the four, my favorites are the Strawberry Basil and the Rosemary Vanilla Lemonade. NOPE is 0% proof and 100% fun. Can you go wrong with this pick? NOPE…because drunk never looks good.
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