It’s always Happy Every Hour somewhere and Nope is the new zero-proof “Alt-Tail”, the premium alcohol-free cocktail alternative, that is going to change the way you chill. Does it have booze in it? NOPE. If you drink it will you blackout and sleep with a stranger? NOPE. Will you get drunk? NOPE. Will you have a hangover? NOPE. Will it taste bad? NOPE.
Booze is out, celebration is in
Being normal is boring and rallying for vitality is everything. Do we really need booze to have fun? NOPE. I know how to make a mean mocktail these days, but sometimes I’m also pretty dang lazy. All that measuring and mixing, what a hassle! With Nope drinks there’s no fuss no muss. They canned booze-free “Alt-Tails” that claim to evoke a smile sip after sip. Were they wrong about this? NOPE. And oh my goodness- those cans! I’m pretty obsessed with their packaging artwork.
Meet Beth Ann, the Founder of Nope
Beth Ann asked herself how could she make a “booze-free” lifestyle more fun and flavorful? She just didn’t think club soda and lime was going to be a satisfying substitute for booze. She also pondered if she liked mixing up fresh botanicals and zesty recipes over ice, blended to perfection while being the hostess with the most-ess. Turns out, she didn’t really like that option either. So much work! Beth Ann’s goal was to create a wildly delicious Alt-Tail that had zero chance of giving anyone the spins. Does that sound good? YEP! Bonus, they are created for all of your on-the-go fun and entertainment in playful and vibrantly colored cans that come in 4-packs and 4 mouth-watering flavors.
Change the way you chill
Nope is shamelessly challenging the way you chill and we at The Sober Curator are here for it! Their complex fruit and herbal flavors are integrated to elevate your booze-free experience. These bubbly botanicals are like a party in a can and provide you with the premium Non-Alcoholic Cocktail Alternative. And hello, their packaging is too die for! We love their gender-neutral, fruity face illustrations. In fact, hey Nope, if you put this artwork on some merch, like a t-shirt or a sticker, please make sure we’re the first ones to know!
Nope provides you with four festive and fruity flavors that include:
- Strawberry Basil Smash: SUBTLY SWEET, EARTHY, AND REFRESHING. Only 90 calories and made with carbonated water, strawberry juice concentrate, cane sugar, lime juice concentrate, natural flavors, Xanthan Gum
- Rosemary Vanilla Lemonade: LIGHTLY SWEET, TART, AND COMPLEX Only 90 calories and made with carbonated water, strawberry juice concentrate, cane sugar, lime juice concentrate, natural flavors, fruit and vegetable juice for color
- Mango Margarita with Jalapeño: MILDLY SWEET, SPICY, AND TANGY. Only 90 calories and made with carbonated water, cane sugar, lime juice concentrate, natural flavors, fruit and vegetable juice for color, Xanthan Gum
- Raspberry Lime Ginger Beer: CRISP, DRY, AND MILDLY SWEET. Only 90 calories and made with carbonated water, cane sugar, lime juice concentrate, natural flavors, fruit and vegetable juice for color, Xanthan Gum
What exactly is an “Alt-Tail”?
Formulated for festivity and bubbling with botanical flavors, an “Alt-Tail” is a premium non-alcoholic cocktail alternative. Does it have herbal stimulants? NOPE. Adaptogens? NOPE. Is it good for those that are sober curious, detoxing, or having a maternity moment? YEP.
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Sober not boring
What we love about Nope drinks is that they are tasty, fun, and consequence-free. Which one is my favorite? Honestly, they are all pretty good. It will probably depend on your mood and maybe what bites you are pairing them with. Of the four, my two favs are the Strawberry Basil and the Rosemary Vanilla Lemonade. NOPE is 0% proof and 100% fun. Can you go wrong with this pick? NOPE…because drunk never looks good.
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Resources are available
Resources Are Available
If you or someone you know is experiencing difficulties surrounding alcoholism, addiction, or mental illness, please reach out and ask for help. People everywhere can and want to help; you just have to know where to look. And continue to look until you find what works for you. Click here for a list of regional and national resources.