Move over, mocktails—your pets are now joining the sober revolution. That’s right. Just when you thought the sober-curious movement couldn’t get any more creative, a New Zealand company has launched an alcohol-free wine collection made exclusively for pets. Introducing Muttley’s Estate, the brand bringing refined leisure to your four-legged friends with a lineup that includes Purrno Noir, Proseccat, Sauvignon Bark, and more.
We’re not kidding. This isn’t our “Fake Sponsor of the Week.” Sobriety has officially gone to the dogs (and cats).
Wait—Pet Wine? Yes, Really.
When we first stumbled across this, we had to double-check that it wasn’t a parody. But Muttley’s Estate is very real. Based in the scenic bays of Aotearoa, New Zealand, the brand describes itself as “a sanctuary of indulgence unlike any other.” Their secret ingredient? Organic catnip, harvested under the New Zealand sun and blended into a series of whimsical, alcohol-free “wines” designed to calm, stimulate, and delight your pets.
Among the vineyard’s fanciest offerings are:
- 🐾 Purrno Noir – a “catnip red wine” that promotes relaxation and mental stimulation for cats and dogs alike.
- 🍾 Champawgne – because even your pets deserve to pop something bubbly now and then.
- 🐶 Sauvignon Bark – a white wine alternative for the sophisticated canine palette.
- 🐱 Proseccat – a sparkling catnip-infused beverage for fancy felines.
- 🍷 Cabarknet, Pawt, and a limited-edition Meowsè Rosé – yes, these are all real.
Each 150ml bottle is alcohol-free, non-toxic, and safe for daily enjoyment (though they recommend no more than one serving per day). The concept might sound like satire, but it’s actually part of a growing wellness trend that’s crossing over from human sobriety into pet wellness and mindfulness culture.
The Benefits of Catnip—For Cats and Dogs
If you’re raising an eyebrow, you’re not alone. But Muttley’s Estate insists their products aren’t just novelty items—they’re functional beverages designed to improve pets’ emotional well-being.
Catnip, scientifically known as Nepeta cataria, belongs to the mint family and offers a surprising range of benefits:
For Cats:
- Stress reduction: Nepetalactone, the compound in catnip, can induce euphoria or deep relaxation, helping reduce anxiety.
- Mood enhancement: Encourages play and engagement, boosting mental stimulation.
- Appetite support: Can help picky eaters or cats recovering from illness.
- Natural insect repellent: The scent helps deter mosquitoes and flies.
For Dogs:
- Calming effects: Some dogs also respond positively to catnip, showing signs of relaxation during stressful events (like fireworks or thunderstorms).
- Digestive aid: Catnip tea or tinctures have been used for centuries to soothe upset stomachs.
- Appetite boost: Like cats, dogs may experience mild appetite stimulation.
Of course, not every pet reacts the same way—some might get playful, while others might just curl up for a long nap. (Kind of like us after a mocktail flight and a Netflix binge.)
From Pinot Meow to Purrno Noir: The Ultimate Pet Party
Imagine this: You’re curled up on the couch, sipping your favorite alcohol-free cabernet, and your cat is beside you lapping up a bowl of Purrno Noir. It’s cozy. It’s ridiculous. It’s the height of sober sophistication.
The creators behind Muttley’s Estate lean into this whimsical world with over-the-top descriptions that would make even a seasoned sommelier blush. Their website promises that opening a bottle of their pet wine will “transport you to a world where every moment is infused with delight.”
Honestly, who can argue with that? If humans get fancy zero-proof spirits, why shouldn’t our pets get in on the fun?
A Toast to the Sober and the Sober-Adjacent
Here at The Sober Curator, we’re no strangers to innovation in the alcohol-free space—from zero-proof tequila and craft NA beers to functional adaptogen mocktails. But this? This takes it to a new (and slightly furry) level.
We joke that sobriety has gone to the dogs, but there’s something heartwarming about how far this movement has come. Sober culture is no longer about deprivation—it’s about inclusion, joy, and creativity. And maybe even a touch of catnip.
So, while you might not be pouring your Labrador a glass of Cabarknet anytime soon, it’s a reminder that living alcohol-free can still be fun, indulgent, and full of personality.
Quench Your Thirst—And Your Curiosity
If you’re as amused (or intrigued) as we are, you can learn more about Muttley’s Estate and its “purr-fectly” crafted pet wines on their official site. Whether you’re shopping for a unique gift or just want to spoil your pet with something playful, this brand proves that sober living isn’t just for humans anymore—it’s gone interspecies.
So raise your glass—or your pet’s dish—and remember:
Getting sober matters. Staying sober—and laughing about weird stuff on the internet—matters even more.
Getting sober is one thing—but staying sober? That’s where the real adventure begins.
This show is for you if you’ve ever wondered:
– Where can I find inspiring sober podcasts, apps, and creators?
– How do I give back or stay plugged into the sober community
– What are the best sober-friendly drinks and travel tips?
– Where do I find the good NA drinks that don’t taste like regret?
The Sober Curator is your go-to for sober pop culture, booze-free travel, apps, creators, and community.
We’re not here to help you get sober.
We’re here to help you live sober—and love it.
We went full pilgrimage to Astoria and then sat down with Behman Zakeri — the lifelong Goonies superfan who actually bought the Goonies house. He walks us through the wild buy, the meticulous restoration (yes, the Rube Goldberg works), and how he keeps the magic open to fans without wrecking the neighbors’ peace. It’s fandom, boundaries, community… and a reminder that “Goonies never say die” is a sober mantra, too.
Takeaways:
Fandom → stewardship: buying the house wasn’t flex, it was a promise to share it with the world.
Restoration with receipts: original red trim, distressed fence, working Rube Goldberg (robot chicken and all).
Boundaries matter: welcome the selfies; respect the neighborhood and the porch unless invited.
Community funds community: a simple donation box helps cover upkeep and keeps the Goon Docs open.
Sober parallel: “Goonies never say die” = one-day-at-a-time resilience.
Key Timestamps:
[00:02:16] Why this convo: fandom, boundaries, and keeping the magic without chaos.
[00:16:23] “Tell us everything”: the surreal buy + underdog energy.
[00:20:45] The attic, the missing stairs, and the decision to “bring the magic back.”
[00:25:06] Chosen over higher offers: why the seller picked heart over money.
[00:30:01] Rebuilding the Rube Goldberg so it finally works start-to-finish.
[00:41:09] No business, just joy: free tours for charity, Halloween Baby Ruths, and set-design secrets.
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